To all singletons, here is my proclamation: There is no ‘correct’ timeframe in dating. This isn’t one of those ‘sound at its core’ pieces of dating lore – frankly, it’s just nonsense. Do you call on the third day… or do you wait three days and then call on the fourth day? Is day one the day of the date, or the day after? What if he calls you before then? It seems simple enough, until you start to think about it. In the world of gay dating, the three-day rule goes thus: wait three days after your first date before you call or text. What did I do? Was it my progressive sociopolitical viewpoints? Was my humour too wry, too sarcastic? Was it the broccoli stuck in my front tooth? You get home, high on life (and maybe just a little giddy from the wine). Five is right out.” – Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
“Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
